An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 79 12thJuly Special 31 comments
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Posted July 8, 2011 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with 11th Night Bonfire, 12th July, Ardoyne, BBC NI, Comedy, Derry, Drew Nelson, Drumcree, DUP, Funny, GAA, Garvagh, Humour, Ian McCrea, Ireland, Irish Political Satire, Nordie Lunatics, Orange Order, Peace Bridge, Political Comedy, Political Humour, PSNI, Satire, Short Strand, Tyrone, Ulster, UUP, Would you say I come over a tad bitter?
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
Don’t forget that old proverb ” Red Sky are Shite, but Nelson’s Delight “
Cause and effect
McCauseland, no effect.
Great Game I would pay £19.16 for it. By the way what Number do you go to if your mate falls on you from the top of the bonfire ??
Vatican 19. Just realised the 11th is on a Lundi this year.
Surely the numbers in this game should have gone in reverse???
There you go Sam, trying to dictate what direction they go again. Any wonder there’s trouble!
With all the Pus traipsing across it daily what about “The Boil On The Foyle”
I presume that’s how ‘Gob on the scales’ got its name.
I but is Ian’s car Red & White or White & Red that’s what I need to Know !
I know,I know it’s Black
Was it not Henry Ford who said, ‘you can have any colour you want as long as it’s not them Tyrone Bastards’?
Oh right, just remembered it was actually Henry Downey.
You leave that poor Ian Mc Crea alone……he’s well able to Terry Fookwit himself on his own.
Suprised at Ian, not like a Tyrone man to dive in like that!
Doesnt Garvagh bear a striking rseemblance to the cover of “The Stone Roses” Glad to see the lawnmower serviced and back at work thought the phone hacking scandal had taken you out.
Mani best wishes to Garvagh. They’re mad for it, 89′ style, whistle posse!
Recent Roses reunion gig in Bushmills
Yes I’m glad to see your back too………Now where did I put that Dagger !!!!
right next to your jagger mister.
I’ll get me coke.
Hoorah!!! The lawn mower is back at last, the grass was 8 feet high.
Your talking a right load of Silage there !!!
Too right I had to smoke all the grass here since march!!!
The new bridge is long, narrow, twisted and completely pointless – How about “The Gregory Campbell Bridge”
Can only call it the Gregory Campbell Bridge if it sticks about for 20 years not doing much and then overnight, flits to Coleraine.
Someone didn’t like your suggestion Sam. Thanks for reading anyway Gregory, sorry about the whole ‘anus on your forehead’ thing.
Our Lawyers are on that one Deven. How dare they drop an ‘e’ from whiskey!
what bout bridge over muddy water or rather muddled bridge over water?
That comment gives me the blues.
Sorry, that is of course ‘Fridge Over Muddy Waters
Well, if it spanned a much wider gulf, the Rebekah Brooks Bridge would seem appropriate, I’d personally prefer another contemporary name like Foyle Bridge 2 Return of the killer Foyle bridge, but I suspect some misanthropes out there would will it to be called The Euro-zone bridge to ensure it’s inevitable collapse.
I hear you, bloody misanthropes! Grrrr!
I like your thinking, ‘The return of the Foyle Bridge, This Time It’s Financially Indefensible’
Is there no chance of a “12th of July Riots Special”…… Ah isn’t great to have Pieces and Abnormality in our wee country.???????