An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 78 25 comments
Posted March 17, 2011 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower 
Lawnmower is early this week as I have grass to cut i dTír Chonaill an deireadh seachtaine seo chugainn
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a hae til put thon mower up the day acause am fir yon fenian houl across tha border the marra marnin an stayin there fir the weeken.
With that in mind we would urge all comment contributors to be mellow in their tone as I will be unable to moderate anything written.
So don’t be saying anything like ‘Gerry Adams is a C*nt’ or ‘Barry Gilligan is a money grabbing crook’. We won’t stand for it.
haha, first in this week by the time i got here last week there was nothing left to say.
O dear now that i am here i cant think of anything to say ill get back to you. I better read it first.
Welcome back bungle, we thought you had looked under yer man’s kilt and had a stroke…so to speak.
lol a “turn” maybe!!!
Last 2 issues best ever imo, caesments diary rofl.
correction on The 3 Binmen album – where’s your bin baby? and in parenthesis on the title track (show me your cans) as single release name.
They are just a rip off of the muslim group who released “Oh Samma, Got My Bin Lid On”
The follow up single is of course, ‘Where’s you Wheelie been?’
That sort of humor is the last REFUSE of the scoundrel!!!
Lawnmower takes giant leap into the surreal this week. Occupation based easy listening really getting to you?
Yes, Karen ‘Carpenter’ dropped me on my head when I was a baby.
Was she close to you?
Ha! Seems like Only Yesterday!
OhBhoy has made a special request that we reveal the picture of Dieter’s sister which Roger stole.
and whadda ya know;
*preens oneself by way of tie-knot adjustment
“And who, pray tell, is this sultry little bigoted vixen?”
Nelson successfully draws the two communities together.
When I saw that picture, it reminded me I had forgotten to climb Slemish today, don’t know why!!!
Thats not really nelson, no mans arm could be that hairy.
Them three dissidents used to be in the ‘Black and White Minstrels’. Boom! Boom!
Pfft! Minstrels are brown and always have been,
I think you’ll find this is the only chocolate you’ll find the IRA in.
And for the UlsterScots=Raspberry R UFF les
Thomas I hope the boom boom was your own shotgun!!!
If you answer ill know you missed!!!
Great image! Never seen McCausedlandslide lookin better, though I see he has his knockers.
What about the Four Skin Divers with “No Skin Off My Nose”
Things went wrong and they got the sack. *I’ll get my condom*
I’m lovin the Dredward comparison