An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 66 43 comments
Posted November 26, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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43 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 66”
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Thanks to bungle for his pope/lizard lookalike – excellent.
Yeah. El Papa’s looking good. Who’s the fella in white beside him?
Banananman, that’s the Mr Tayto men you’re looking at!
Whoops I actually stole the idea from elsewhere -sorry. thanks anyway.
Fantastic issue Mr Lawnmower. Bit of a cheat though copying and pasting the official wiki page.
Shhh!
The WIKI page is class cheered me right up. I played camogie once does that make me a lesbian.
If you are female then yes, I think it does Maarsha.
Speaking as a trampoline user I have to say it’s a great way of getting high, higher I mean, now that the head shops have gone down. No mention of Jim Corr! I know, I know; he’s a drummer, but as drummers go he’s better than the drummer in Westlife.
whats the difference between jim corr/westlife and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline!!!
Coincidentally, when playing with either Jim Corr or westlife, we advise you use a safety net.
GUFFAW! Jaysus you made me spit all over the monitor and in the middle of the toyshow … Tubridy has a big globbo all over him!
Lose the Wikipedia page. I dont expect facts and historical accuracy from my weekly dose of ACL.
Are you suggesting we have included slight inaccuracies in the past?
Lenihan is telling Cowen a joke:
Lenihan: Knock, Knock!
Cowen: Who is there?
Lenihan: The IMF
Cowen: No, it’s not!
And that is a lesson in modern Irish history
class LMAO.
+1
Good to see the Lawnmower preventing the scarlet robed whore of the Tiber impregnating the sky!
And here’s me thought the sky was blew? *Gets coat, sorry pullover*
A new high for An Lawnmower.
Just noticed the national anthem. 10/10.
Tayto fun park sounds appeeling, suppose you won’t be allowed in without a jacket???
Its not irelands first theme park stormont (sorry stormfront)is a politcal based theme park. not a funpark though!!
Where would you get a half baked notion like that from?
I googled crystal swing, thanks a bunch for that!!!
Sweet mother of Jesus that’s the worst thing I have ever witnessed. The mother is not real. God help Ireland.
Oh you beauty, Still if you are going to lose the Donegal SW By-Election to the Shinners, it does to have something to fall back on.
Excellent stuff! ‘History of Ireland’, a journalistic gem. Next time you can do Wikileaks, and tell us how the Irish politicians, bankers, developers and lawyers have been having a leak all over the downtrodden masses. Bring back the Catholic Church!!!!!
Ireland has politicians?????
Is the location of the FF candidate, just above the ‘Rate This’ button, a sneaky way to get Brian O’Doldrum a few extra votes?
Bit late for himn now Thomss lol
I have 2 choices here maarsha, I can edit your typos in this comment or I can point out the time of the comment and insinuate you were drunk. Decisions, decisions!
It’s no wonder the Tiger died between mountin’ Lions and a diet of cheese n onion it didn’t stand a chance.
If only they had Smokey Beckham,Salt N Lineker,Prawn Colleymore or Cheese N Owen It might still be alive.!!
I’m a Dyer Roasted Pienaars man myself.
I asked me auld fella and he says cougars and mountain lions are the same thing and he should know.
That makes you all liars.
I’ll C U in court.
Well David Attenborough’s Freak Son and Lying B*****d are the same thing,I would ask my my auld fellow if I knew who he was, You’ll never C Court.! the (Ballybeen) Panthers will get you.
And now for this weeks prize question:-
What do Calcutta,Ballybeen & Arty Renny have in common???
A years supply of Barium to the winner!!!
On the whole they are much better than they used to be?
Please, please tell us that the true answer to your insightful, probing prize question does not include the words, black or hole?
Brilliant love the wiki page on Ireland it actualy chhered me up. Still got tears in my eyes.
Thanks Gary, I think a lot of people cry when they read this nonsense.
Well done ACL you got it in the End, but I can’t help thinkin’ with friends like you who needs Enemas!!
Your initial bum steer threw me a bit.
I was thinking the Arty silence is deafening but then I remembered he talks outa his a**e anyway!!!
Only gettin’ round to reading this tonight and almost had a ‘Tena Lady Moment’!!! In future, please put a notice warning ladies of a certain age that they could actually pi** themselves laughing while bent two-double in ‘high-stair-icks’!!! Beezer edition!!!