An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 65 30 comments
Posted November 19, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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wow issue 65 appeared just \as i was checking in to see if it was there. Havnt read it yet but i just want to be first to comment lol!!!
11 minutes maarsha, that has to be a record!
No need to actually read it, I can assure you it’s riproaringly hilarious but meekly modest as usual.
You didn’t even give me time to thank Tommyofthehorses for his cliffhanger story.
I suspect that Gerry is coming South to help create a new child protection bill. After all Irish politicians are renowned for looking after their family’s interests.
Nepotism, it’s practically farm diversity.
Adams family values eh, sounds vaguely familiar.
That Royal Wedding article is one of the best pisstakes I’ve ever read anywhere, well done sir.
Now I have to go Children In Need is on!
Indeed light saber, I thought that there was no way I could enjoy anything which had the words “Royal Wedding” in it.
I agree thats a brilliant one. I can confirm ireland has been riding the world for years!!!
Would be funnier if it wasn’t true.
That is how Gerry can be certain of being elected: Thell the electorate that if they do not vote for him, SF will let Catriona stand next time! I would vote for them to stop that!
I heard Gerry commenting on his chances he said wuurrr guurrr nurrrr wurrr gurrr. cant argue with that!!!
You are changing what he said to suit your own biased political agenda bungle, what Gerry actually said was, ‘guurrr nurrr gurrr wurrr’.
Class !!
The Happy Couple story reminds me of something the Late Kiljoy Slick once said “they’ve got to decide weather to SHARE or to SHAFT!!” (what’da you mean the fooker’s not dead)
Isn’t it great; A Royal Wedding, A Recession, shit children in need? All we need is the Miners on strike and the 80s revival is complete.
I also hope you are not insinuating that the Great Slur Terry Woeful is anything other than genuinely the best (wave my normal fee my arse!) presenter money can buy !!!!!!!
Well I’ve studied your comment, weighed up your accusation, thought about it in a rational and balanced fashion and the upshot is…yes, he’s a knob.
Bogan
Coogan
Dougan
Egan
Fagan (see arty)
Gogan
Hogan
Keegan
Lagan
Megane (Reanult)
Nogan
Ouvenhagel (Wendy)
Pagan
Queegan (Ballyma)
Rogan
Sheeghan
Togan
Vegan
Wogan
Don’t trust any of them. And why should I?
I like your Oliver twist.Very artful. Bullseye!
Give up with the Bullseye Arty, you’re never going to meet Cliff Lazerenko, end of.
My tongue stains are molten.
For anyone who cares, this is the 999th comment since the lawnmower began.
Come on people, who’s going to get our C1K up?
Míle tuairim sg fás
And the grand prize is winging its way towards you as we speak
I’ll send an S.O.S (sack of shit) to the world, “Malice In A Bucket” (words by PSNI)
Poor Willie’s so lonely, every single thing he does is tragic.
How appropriate, Helen of Troy launched 1000 ships and Willie of Fair launches 1000 comments.
Quite, Willie discovers too late the fatal design fault in his Trojan Barrel.
Miners on strike!!! sure they’ve been lying on their holes underground for weeks doin’ feck all
Terrible comment by Ollie, I love it! And yes, Daly yearly is an abomination. As is the fact that they have never got cosmetic surgery for that bear’s eye.
But think of the children…for Christ’s sake BBC, think of the children!