An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 67 31 comments
Posted December 4, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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31 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 67”
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I would respectfully request that no one write anything negative about Dermot Ahern and his serious health issues…well nothing nice anyhow.
I pity that poor little flu virus.
Wasn’t that a hit single by Mississippi John Hurt?
In fairness you are being a little unfair on Dermot Ahern. He is not sneezing in this photos, he is just trying to stop even more shit from spilling out of his mouth.
No you’re wrong, if that was the case he would need two hands.
Fire away lads, I think his blasphemy law doesn’t cover ein Unterveb.
Everybody knows Romanian’s sell on the “Right Side of the road”(thanks to Van the Man),but We Buy On The Left it was never going to work.!!
I think I follow your logic Hugh and that should worry you greatly.
Of al the interesting and innovative theories I’ve ever read, this isn’t one of them. Obviously they could have countered the problem by buying the papers from the drivers instead…sheeesh!
I didn’t think I could Laugh anymore this week after FIFA’s wonderful master stroke but thanks to “The Snowblower” for proving me wrong.!!
Wait until you see the hash they make of the olympics then you will have something to laugh about.
You reckon the 1500m ‘I’m totally gutted’ whinge won’t be a success Sam?
Yes, I believe they couldn’t organise a nun-shoot in a convent!
I heard Flash Harry left the Official Unionists because Tom Elliot refused to atttend a GaGa match???
How humiliating it must have been for Harrys colleagues to know he lived this double life – as a politician.
Must be hard to get on the stage day after day spewing out that nostalgic shite. Not a surprise he’ll be sticking to singing in future.
flash harry-you couldnt make it up!!! I purpose you are not allowed to stand for election unless you are the lead singer in a tribute band.
GAGA match lol.
open the door put him on the floor everybody flog the dinasaur.
How come those blind, Jewish, gay midgets get all the jobs?
Cause it’s a small world after all. And we get to pay them with old Liza Minelli records.
Maybe thats what the policing board dude was doing trying to blind himself so hed get a job on the lawn mower????
There’s ‘handier’ ways to lose the old eyesight…I’m told.
The UUP make people disapear better than David Copperfield “It’s A Kind’a Magic”
To be fair, the Shinners weren’t bad at it either, ‘It was kinda illegal’
is that not peters mole below the “Brits out” on blatters card?
Well *ahem* spotted *cough* Maarsha. (I’ll get my mole)
Not disappointed with the World Cup debacle debate especially the Winsor/Wales/Whaling/Hapsburg angle!!!
Light relief ? Double Job Blow ? Thanks for that, I’ve just remembered what the internet was invented for. See ya next week provided I can still see.
Which reminds me, that Poots is some wanker.
I’m sure that’s a load off your mind but this isn’t a platform for you to whack our politicians OB, I’m tempted to pull that comment.
What’s with the white stuff floating down the screen btw ?
Christmas is coming.