An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 61 29 comments
Posted October 22, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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29 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 61”
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Pete will need a name for this new church of his, i suggest “PMS” they already have the finances.
He’ll still want us all to clontibret towards the costs involved.
That bell is the only picture in this edition that isn’t a cartoon caracter!!!
How did you miss ‘dead ringers’ as a head line for that one mrL???
I ain’t smartcrackin my way out of that bungle.
Osborne, Cameron and crew were just recreating a scene from their Eton days except this time they kept the clothes on, and there wasn’t a bar of soap in sight.
Maybe Iris can cure them
Cheers Gruffs, there’s an image I’m going to find it hard to shake.
In good old Ulster Scots tradition Peter just wants a Church of his Ian. Sorry Pete, position still filled.
Excellent! Not the first time this year that we discovered Peter’s rightful spot fillet by another.
Are we to take it from the cleaver positioning of you articles that Duffy is now in the frame for the Lusitania job?
The Lusitania and Iris, there must be a joke in there somewhere? someting about many a young man going down on her.
How cutting of you Thomas to accuse me of ‘cleaver’ positioning.
Pete was pissed off when he came down from the mountain and discovered his wife was still fond of the odd bull.
She must have thought he came up the Nile in a basket.
Moses:- Red Sea
Peter:- Black C…
Peter hasn’t seen the promised land since just after Christmas.
I guess Pete launching the new commandments is better than some limp-handed Carsonesque lark of a covenant.
What, no verse?
That’s terse!
Attention nurse,
He’s worse than Merse.
I mBearla? Curse!
I demand some Erse.
Produce the purse
And he’ll rehearse.
I’ll be first
to say thats worse
Will the panto please Nelson because its ulster scoots or because he’s a horse’s ass?
brilliant, great site im cryin with laughter.
Thanks stew, we make almost everyone cry.
You were right about peeter and the removing of saints. look at the picture of Marty and you will see it says sesame tree instead of sesame street. “ST” has been removed!!! Im quite proud of noticing that actually. Go me!!!
Mowerman will go to great lengths to get out of paying royalties. He even got Lizzie on board FOC. She fell for the “Sure it would be great publicity yer highestness” (slurp slurp) blurb.
I’m not nominating you for an OBE bman, so drop it! (MBE maybe)
You’re on to something there maarsha…sorry typo, you’re on something maarsha, aren’t you?