An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 52 27 comments
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Posted August 20, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with Alex Attwood, Ann Cooper, Antrim Town, Ardoyne Riots, BBC NI, Child Criminals, Comedy, Derry, Dissident Republicans, DUP, Eamonn McDermott, Edwina Currie, Funny, Gordon Brown, Humour, Inventor James Martin the Inventor who Invented Inventions, Ireland, Iris Robinson, Irish Political Satire, Jim Allister, John Major, Look I never mentioned NI Water, Maaartiiiina Purrrrrrdy, Martina Purdy, Mobile Phone Siezed, Nordie Lunatics, Owen Paterson, Policing and Justice, Political Comedy, Political Humour, Politicians Talking Tits, PSNI, Racists in HMRC, Results, Sinn Féin, Stephen Hawking, TUV, Ulster, Ulster Scots, World Cup
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
Keen eyed students of the calendar will notice that our 52nd issue coincides with exactly a year of The Lawnmower and after 1 suggestion came flooding in that we do a ‘best of’ issue, I invite you to suggest any articles you particularly enjoyed and would like to see again and I’ll put some different ones in instead. Feel free to leave a comment or email us with your requests at ancruiskeenlawnmower@gmx.com
Happy birthday lawnmower maN, i could chose 100 highlights no bother but the graphs are brill.
Keep her lit LM man. The classic article is the ‘Farm Prices’. Please, please coulde we have an update on the hoggets.
The Belfast monopoly board please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some “pointless graphs” in your Greatest Hits Edition please. Geographical location of Broad Black Brimmer wearing perhaps?
TBH I wasn’t really expecting any replies for requests. Could you all ask for articles which will fit together nicely on a publisher doc.
Congrats on the anniversary Mr Lawnmower.
You’ve proved truths by someone is funnier than fiction in life……ah fuck I’ve morphed into George W
Can we have more lampooning of americans please ??? And taking the piss out of them ?
I agree, I no longer have FOX News to watch them pull the piss out of themselves.
Now gentlemen, attacking Stephen Hawking is one thing but hitting on defenceless Americans? That’s going too far.
What George W would actually have said was ‘… truth is funnier than friction.’
My favourite GW Blush – ‘I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully’.
If knowledge is power, why does Stephen Hawking need batteries?
To power his motor neuron ??
Have either of you listened to Stephen Hawking Unplugged? It’s pretty laid back stuff!
I phoned Hawkings to tell him about this but all i got was a stupid automated answerphone.
I know SH is regarded as a genius but I dont like his tone.
I’m sending you a Grass Box for your 1st birthday it will come in handy to hold all the silage that comes out of You !!!! 0800 555 SUPERGRASS ME UP
The grass is good, the box? Not so much.
Does “oh bhoy” not realise harpooning Americans is actually Illegal in a few countries.
I think you’re still allowed to Club 18 to 30.
Too many 🙂
Judging by his last comment Robinson Oh Bhoy Crusoe has been on that Island too long !!
He tells me he’s had enough of Island life and he’s going to pull off on Friday, phnarr phnarr!
O dear I just got that joke.
25 girls at a school in Antrim and only 15 are preggers!!! I am not feeling that!!!
Happy 1st Mr Mower. May you continue to ride on for many’s a year to come.
For the anniversary – a special issue on collusion between the RC Church, British Government & RUC would be most welcome. Are truth & fiction now officially synonymous?