An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 75 44 comments
Posted February 25, 2011 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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If you have ever seen any other World Leader doing impressions of former snooker players, then we’d like to hear about it.
berlisconi and Ray Reardon?
Cliff Thorburn
Colonel G did warn his people they would reap the whirlwind.
John Virgo, couldn’t beat him with a big stick.
Tony Meo
Brian Lenihan
‘Kirk’ Stevens
Stephen Hendry
What’s that white powder on Kirk’s armour???
No alster scats fects ??
Thon Isue tis weeker sham.
Am pure fected oot, Ah hainy goot nay mare.
If inny of yous boadies care till make yin oop an haymail till me. a’ll soon stick er oop.
What’s that looney tune Gadaffi Duck is playing on Mickey Mouse’s organ?
Leavin on a jetplane?
The Calico Collared Clown They Call The Sandman?
One of the best lawn mowers ever – gadaffi and dennis taylor is surreal.
Why thank you bungle, your dedication is appreciated.
The difference between Willy Frazer and Gaddaffi is that some people still take Gaddaffi seriously!!!
To be fair, Gaddafi has better English.
fer nainst whaa ? So he does.
uerethra hassan lol
Have to say how disappointed I was about your attacks on Ms Hassan. She deserves a fair trial and when justice has taken its course, 40 years seems about reasonable these days, then you can call Matt Bigot to sort her.
You were at one of her armchair aerobics classes weren’t you Thomas?
Watched the prog. on Mrs.Pisspipe Hassle O.B.E (Obnoxious Barefaced Embezzler) she’s obviously a VICTIM of her own success.Let’s start a group for her we’ll call it L.y.n.c.h. M.o.b.
Good idea, and as it’s Ireland, the first item on the agenda is of course, the split.
I propose ‘Son of Lynch Mob’ or as gaeilge, ‘MacGlinchey’s Mob’. How could it fail?
Big Bill Werbeniuk
Both needed 10 pints before preforming
We sort of wanted serious politicians who look like snooker players Hugh.
You’re just making a big joke of the whole thing.
Why wont my comment post?
Because you don’t go to Chapel.
So I’m being persecuted for my non-beliefs, could I be the first Heathen Martyr?
Funnily enough, ‘Heathen Martyr’ is an anagram of ‘Reatha Hassan’…..or nearly is…if you doctor things a bit….okay it’s a slightly fraudulent claim but it seems so appropriate.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZ_SVtgDHiz7fNLL5inLoRxaL-7maVtZAbc4lvflZ1MpCS1C6
Alex Higgins hiding out at the same holiday camp as Colonel Gaddafi
Can’t open the first pic P but Gaddafi nailed there.
Below, Steve Davis
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No one does blank expression like him!!
Interesting!
Above could be any number of Fianna Failed politicians
Fianna Fáil..remind me again?
Take a look at your photo of Al ‘Capone’ Hutch and tell me he isn’t a half brother (bastard of course) of Martin ‘Matrimony’ McGuinness.
I see it, I see it!
Porter filled humour late at night is not just as funny in the broad daylight – I’m glad you couldn’t open that 1st link.
So here is one of Berlusconi instead.
Thank Christ he didn’t need the cue extension!
That’s disgraceful no Bow Tie!!
Can’t see the red balls either !!
I would worry when someone’s on an awkward brown!