An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 74 27 comments
Posted February 18, 2011 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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Is the peacemaker fitted to our Ian any connection to Gerry and the Peacemakers? You know that Gerry who moved to Lout with his Peacemakers? Could this mean they have fitted up our Ian with a wee Fenian? Hope they remembered to install those Neverreadies.
Paisley, Ahern and a single shot rifle. Decisions, decisions!!!
Ye can lead Ahern to Boyne water but for a Paisley, it must be lead.
i think i get that???
“Charlie dont surf” Gagging here!
I love the smell of fiana fail being obliterated in the morning.
I love it (long time)
Apocalypse Now – Unfortunately, for what they have done.!!
The horrror…the hor-ror…..
Now what would it be like to have Willie O’Dea’s head thrown into your lap?
Full Metal Jackets all round.
a gay sauna i could handle but a farmer in the sauna playing the banjo is way to much.
Shocking! Just to think what the steam would do to the banjo’s drum.
All I can say is Deliverance us all from Pig Farmers Weeeeeee Weeeeeeee Ding-a-ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.!!!!!!
Y’all won’t find no river down here city boy!
is the bloke on the left doing a hitlar salute and wearing a poppy? good grief.
And a Derry City top too?
I never knew Adolf was 8 feet tall and lived in South West Glasgow.
Now I know what a “gay sauna” looks like, no matter where you look you see wood.
That’s a very condensating attitude.
You wood, wood you?
And nice to see Iris back behind the wheel again. Has she lost a bit of weight?
Think she’s lost about 98,000 pounds and all parliamentary allowances.
Just shows how much RIP (Rev Ian Pacemaker) disliked Ireland when he didn’t take the gun and blow the head off that lying, thieving,conniving little toe-rag, he probably realised “give him enough rope”!! and he’ll hang us all out to dry.
Well spotted, he obviously hasn’t softened his attitude at all.
“Your’e not singing any more” not easy when those “Wonderful,Fun-loving,Anti-Sec,Nor Iron fans” are up to their necks in Fenian Blood.
Is it any wonder Zebedee had a spring in his step, he got to go to bed with Florence every night before the Six O Clock News. But I always thought that Brian was a bit slow!!! Mr Rusty was Obviously a Pedo “wan’ta ride my round-a-bout” Right!!! “Boing” Time for bed Florence.!!
Dam, I thought I had hidden his identity successfully.
The yoyos are class look so well with the burberry hat.