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Posted February 11, 2011 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with 2013 World Police and Fire Games, Antrim Road, BBC NI, Brian Cowen, Carling Nations Cup, Child's Bicycle, Comedy, Derry, Dissident Bomb Plot, Dungiven, DUP, Enda Kenny, Expenses, Facebook, Facebutt, Fine Gael, Funny, Gerry Adams, Gregory Campbell, Gulladuff, Humour, Ireland, Iris Robinson, Irish General Election, Irish Political Satire, Kilrea, Kilwilkie, Klingons, Louth, Martin McGuinness, More Beard Stuff, Nelson McCauseland, Nordie Lunatics, Orange Order, Peter Purvis, Peter Robinson, Peter Weir, Policing and Justice, Political Comedy, Political Humour, Prisoners Voting, PSNI, Sammy Wilson, Satire, Scotland, SDLP, Sinn Féin, Stormont, Stupid Stormont Questions, Taoiseach, Ulster, Ulster Scots, UUP, Victor Garber, Where's Enda Kenny, Who Cares Where Enda Kenny Is?
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower 
Congratulations to Hugh Garce who watched the entirity of the Scotland V NI game and found something to laugh at, other than the score.
no matter who wins the election the headline in every paper the next day should be_ those that can, do and those that cant, toaiseach. Brilliant. God save us from them all.
To be fair, it’s probably out of God’s league at this point. Thanks for the comment.
Mubarak for toaiseach!Ye Kenny beat that.
He could be no worse than those other eegipts.
Where did Trimble get the nice checked coat?
From his days in ‘Plaid’ Cymru.
Thats not trimble anyone can see its frankie boyle.
Could it be a bomber jacket?
Is that Trimble and Daphne driving the clingon ship?
Good spot LS, ‘Beam us UUP Ulster-Scotty’.
The true origin of the coat.
Sir Registered Empty.
Reggys coat is proof that ulster scotts was not invented in the good friday agreement.
Dam dissidents keeping the cycle of violence going!!! (Gets BMX)
Do you feel beter now you have spoke? (Is that BMX a tandem by any chance?)
groans!!!!!!!
I think it was a wheely good comment.
We’ll need that 3way bike the goodies had.
Brake it up you lot [We should just buy a minibus]
We are beginning to oscillate wildly.
The site is a triumph but must you saddle it with these awful puns? You’d be better off getting raleigh buckled or can you not handle bars?
You Tyre me with the most tenuous Links I’ve read in Gears you’re really clutching at straws there,you should be on a Chain gang, You Tube!!!!
Is that Minibus full yet????????
No but you obviously are!
That’s a Goddam lie Mr Mower I only watched the Lowlights program later
Are the Ostrich and Enda(story) looking for Peter’s Mole???
A lie? In the Lawnmower? Stand down Sir!
Enda
Wenta
Sub-terrain
To Kinda
Finda
Facial stain.
What about the Fifty Metre Dash, Main Street Jonesborough
Lobbing the Brick Batt, The Square Crossmaglen
Fencing, along the Border
IDE recycling, Gobnascale Velodrome
Beach Volleyball, Barna Strand
Is pass the parcel still an olympic sport?
The PSNI are hot favourites for;
The Speed-skating
The High Jump
The Ping-Bong
The Shot-Pipe
and
The 10,000 Redundancy.
Correction IED recycling
No need to amend, they’ll probably run The IDEs of Marching as an experimental sport too.
Gregory Campbell has quite a cheek-well 2 of them to be acurate.
That extra hole/third eye explains the air that’s getting in.
Congratulations on the nomination for the Irish Blog Awards Mr Lawnmower.
Best of luck.
http://awards.ie/blogawards/
Thanks OB, you know it’s amazing the rewards one gets for a year of hard work and a couple of late night housecalls tooled up with a baseball bat.