An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 70 31 comments
Posted January 18, 2011 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster, Uncategorized
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31 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 70”
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower 
Where has the lawn mower been? Thought you had maybe died of thirst during the big freeze. Worth waiting for in the end ****issue. Am guessin nil go deo is funny?
No need to swear about it bungle! Wher has that fella beside Obama (not the handsome bespectacled one) put his left hand?
lol I meant 4 star issue.
Rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.
Niaomi doesn’t look like she up for a snog!!! he looks like he’s looking to see if she has a mole like his. come to think of it where was perters mole this week?
Hasn’t been spotted since Christmas.
yea i missed my weekly grass cutting too/
In this weather?
Good stuff! It’s great to be back to abnormal. Point of clarification; when was Conor Murphy on Broadway?
Actually he wrote and starred in his own production of the story of how he helped Minister Kelly to escape from the kesh….Gerry Springer, The Musical.
Lawrence looks like he’s had his minimum package severed all right, if only he had spotted the lines of Coke on the glass behind him the crack would’ve been different. He’ll probably go back to his old job “Hey Lawrence a pint of Harp and a packet of Dates please!!!”
What a thoroughly bass comment.
Glad you are back online, there are few enough of us left. Keep up the good work but be advised, too many photos like the snogging duo and they will shut you down.
Incredible I know Jules but your wee box is exactly the same as our own Thos Equines. It’s a mad world.
Well it was a while ago.
She might not wanna snog but Naomi didn’t mind grabbing Peter’s Seat!!! “The Long Kiss(Your MPs Salary)Goodnight”
So, did the commission own or rent the plastic jugs?
I thought it was a reasonable query.
They own the jugs but they rent the water, straight up.
The situation is fluid!
This story was leaked to us by someone with an agenda.
Welcome back Mister Lawnmower, Neil Lennon shouldn’t be too upset, Woy Hodgson had half a million on his page.
You do realise that if you publish anything that Ó Caoláin says that Cowen will not sue you either. Don’t be careful now.
Thanks Arty, will have to be very careful not to say anything like they are a bunch of bare-faced thieves who are trying to bleed the nation of every penny before they are catapulted into oblivion and forced to survive on €300k platinum handshakes and €100k+ annual pensions paid for by the bankrupted citizens who entrusted them with the country’s finances. Is that the sort of thing I should avoid?
A-bloody-men to that Mr.L
Worst thing is, when they do finally get booted out, it will be that other load of bollix leeches that will take their place.
Not a huge fan of the blueshirts LS?
No sir nor of their laboured pals.
I know I might be stating The Bleedin’ Obvious but someone has been sic (sic) all over one of your articles.
Judging by their grasp of spelling and punctuation, I’d say it’s terminal.
So Mr. Henry was an ulster scot by virtue of the fact that his mother was from Scotland. Mmmmm!
Are those spelling mistakes or is it actually correctly spelt ulster scots?
And lastly, has no-one told them about this blog yet so that they can do a little remedial on it?
That’s nothing Light, they’ve had a go at claiming Thomas Edison and Alexander Solzhenitsyn!
Solzhenitsyn of course being of pure Anglo-Hiberno stock.
Collector’s Edition this.
Cheers RW, next issue will be on coloured vinyl only.