An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 69 30 comments
Posted December 17, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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30 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 69”
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Is that Mags Richtea in the little red rioting hoody? I think, myself, that you are developing , if you have not already developed , a similar psycho-sexual fixation as is allegedly contained in the fairytale. Freud would have a field day with ya? And saying Freud has been planted many womb-shaped moons ago, i’d call on the regulars to put you on the analytical couch.
You could be right Arty and if I’m not mistaken that looks like Jim Morrison on the extreme right. Not certain but it’s certainly one of The Doors.
i think i see the rubber bandits in behind Elvis too.
I’ve always has a thing for Liberal Red Reigning Stoops Arty.
Sam, that door may have been hung by the aforementioned meta-carpally challenged Robert Clarke.
Maybe RC joined the UDA when they threw him out of the phalanges faction in Lebanon?
I have read all of Freud’s books and I suspect Clement would find nothing wrong with the mowerman.
You read a book? Slow down egghead!
As usual the PUP are following whatever the shinners say about foxhunting.
Can’t be the PUP Sam, there’s more than six of them and they are all going in the same direction.
And they called the first Black Santa “Crooks”? He was an amateur compared to the Pressies and their bailout!
I see the snow is back in Lawnmower land. Tribute to Gerry Ryan?
His achievements shouldn’t be sniffed at!
reading between the lines here!!!
Say what you like about the prison service but it brought us one of the true characters of the troubles, Finlay Spratt. (No, don’t dare play games with a name like that.) Finlay, like his soul mate, Raymond Kennedy, late of the IFA, has never had the recognition he deserved from the Lawnmower. It’s not too late to start.
Finlay is not just Ray’s soul mate, he’s mine and your’s too, if you see him in the street you should shout, ‘Hi, Oursoul Mate!’
The hunting cartoon-picture on page 1 is an absolute, 100per cent, cast iron and 18 carat classic. Sent it on to everyone in my Email contacts. Where’s the fox at? ROFL. Elvis is pretty good too.
Cast Iron and Gold LS, I can’t alloy that comment.
yes that’s one of the best ever, class.
those pair of hunts on the courses are brilliant!!!
Lovely spoonerism from a shining wit.
once again the civil rights of bacardi breezer drinkers are overlooked.
Perhaps you could complain to Hugo Chav.
This is a crazy place but not as crazy as real life lol.
welcome to the mad house!!!
You like it Timo and you call us crazy?
I’ll have you know Mr.Mo the Mahogany Deluxe 7 is our biggest seller (mainly because of its camouflage properties) M.D. Clady Plonker Supplies
Hugh Garce – King of dead pan comedy.
Surely you meant king of bed pan comedy (And don’t call me Shirley)
Merry christmas Mister lawnmowerman, what about a christmas special????
Bah Humbug !!! Or as us Floridian’s say “Happy Holidays”