An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 68 27 comments
Posted December 11, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower 
Apology – In one of this week’s articles, we inadvertently described John Laird as ‘Lord Laird of Artyrenny’. This should of course have been ‘Artigarvan’. Our sincerest apologies to all the inhabitants of that Tyrone village, they have it hard enough without us making it worse.
Fairytale of new mossley brilliant pissing myself here seriously
yes class
‘And the boys of Cloughfern Young Defenders Band
Were singing Dolly’s Bray
It’s seems like just the time for another
Feud with the UDA’
Aha throwing good money after bad i get it now!!!
great blog, loadsof laughs thank you.
Half a million Christmas cards, posted in Co Fermanagh, to GAA fans. Oh Tom Elliot you’re a shockin man, but you didn’t need to steal the addresses. (Mowerman beware! I think it’s a Robinson attack, there are hundreds of white black spots floating across you pages.)
Hahaha might have known it was a Loyalist Plot.
I can’t see ant spots, are you using a Dell laptop by any chance?
That’s the problem with ‘Ant Spots’ they’re very very small!!!
How embarrassing, I of course meant, ‘I can’t see ant rim, I’m using a Derry Laptop’. Sorry for ant confusion caused.
What flavour of pizza is a Derry Laptop?
D ell A
Heating up Lord Lard seems a jolly seasonal idea, serve him up with a Chateau Carrickfergus and a rendition of, ‘I’m Dreamin O a Slight Crispness.’
He looks like a umpa lumpa in that picture either that or he is severly constipated/!
Except the Oompa Loompas ask reasonably sensible questions.
” What do you get from a lot of TUV?
A pain in the neck, And an IQ of 3″
Bunch of Wonkas!
Paisley the late-ex leader – very good, very good indeed. The big man was no puppet but theres a few in the dup who, allegedly quite like having someone’s hand up their arse, excuse my ulster scots.
That might cure Laird Lord’s constipation.
lenihans dandruff is getting really bad its floating all over the lawnmower!!!
Those ‘Tree Fellers’ in Bessbrook were just gettin’ the bonfire (of vanities)ready for Laird Lard of Artysanus
Quite so, he’s a Wolfe in sheep’s clothing.
Not a Ba Ba Baaaad Analogy
I’ll get my Fleece !!!
A wooly phrase there…….does that sound familiar to anyone?
FAIR point.