An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 64 31 comments
Posted November 12, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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31 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 64”
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower 
I’m voting big Cliff Lazarenko. Double Tops for Mc Brearty.
That’s Fr Jack’s finger cliff has. Looks like he just saw a woman of the cloth, One Nun Dead and Eighty!!!!!!!
Your next reply is set to be a cliffhanger.
But you burned my moustache with your Lazer Renko!
lovely smashing great-nothing in this game for 2in a bed!!!
You’ve cut me to the Bowen. Look who you could have won..
Surely this is McBreaty’s doppleganager from the same show?
Mc Brearty has piled on the weight since his last appearance in the Dáil
It’s not that Gogarty used unparliamentary language that upsets me but the fact that he stole Jedward’s voice to do it.
He does sound like a total pussy doesnt he!
Thanks for posting that picture of Jackie and Lizzie. Up until now I had thought Lizzie was just Jackie’s drag act.
Would you not let Jackie Duddy and Pepsi rest in peace?
It does look like Jackie having a peek in the mirror. That would make it ‘Reflections Of A Proddy Hun’ would it not?
when I heard Maggie Tharitchie was going to wear a poppy I knew it would be in the next lawncuttings.
Maggie Tharitchie? 10/10
O and the futures blight the futures orange I like a lot. Now if I were a Rangers fan I’d have a fieldday with that!
Jokes about the famine, Em I Great or what? Should acknowledge thomasequines for the spotting of this spot.
Excuse my dutch but how the fuck was Robert Praeger an Ulster scot? His da was from Holland and he lived most of his life in Dublin and is buried there too!!
He was born in Hollywood, state capital of Ulsterscotia.
That’s nothing Sam, other Ulster-Scots include;
Oor Wullie
King William III
Robert Mugabe
Ming the Merciless
Flipper
Porridge
and the sky.
Is scotland ulsterscots?
Yes, along with;
Ulster
USA
Canada
Australia
Newa Zaleand
Eurasia
and Kilkeel.
funny glad to see everythings sorted out at home. Who or What is McBrearty??? Its ok i know really, just in denial!!!
Cheers PP…hang on a minute…were you the pp that was in the FG Candidate’s pants?
Yes close the stormont canteen theve been on the gravey train too long already ha ha!!!
Peter: I’ll have the steak
Waiter: What about the vegetables?
Peter: They will also be stealing jokes from Spittin Image!
Jim Wells Farrago is cool about the situation in Aughnacloy, ‘If those folk are ogling a herring they must love their nature and that’s ok by me.’ You have to love Jim, he’s such an earth mother……
I can just imagine Jim relaxing at home on some lentil and sunflower-seed scatter cushions.
Instructions for pissing on the graves of those who died for your freedom:
Waiet until lots of people are watching/
Take it out a month before you need to go and flaunt it/
Piss on the graves/
Shake hard/
Wash your hands of any responsibility/
And lastly-Use the paper flowers provided!
Wear your white poppy with pride!
Jeebus you’ve given some thought BW!
‘Use the Paper Flowers provided’ Brilliant!