An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 63 34 comments
Posted November 4, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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Thanks to OhBhoy and Hugh Garce for not spotting where Ken was this week.
How did they not find that bomb at the airport, it was obviously in the volkswagen.
I want a tshirt with “Escobar Talcum Powder Impoerts” on it.
Can we buy Lawnmower tshirts?
No but we have a few used pairs of Cliftonville pants left.
What would you like on the T-shirt bungle, Willie Frazer in the airborne barrel perhaps?
O and I nearly choked at Maggie Ritchie’s red under coat.
Mr Ritchie complained of the same problem.
Is that Cliftonville on gaga’s pants or is she just happy to see us?
Yes, by the looks of it she’s up for the match.
Sad news about Thatcher.
Can’t be long now LS.
very funny especialy like the drugs van!mental site.
Drugs Van Mental, didn’t he play for Holland at the World Cup?
Weirder than that comment is the fact that the chairman of Dublin South Fine Gael who is seeking(not to hard, mind you) a byelection is called Richard Van Turnhout.
That ensures a pitiful turnhout at every election.
Pain in the Hole gang – magnificent!
+1
Was going to say ‘Give My Piece Head’ but that would have been too crude even for here.
Lady Gaga, Mary Harney and Margaret Thatcher, all in one issue. I feel like I just walked into a tranny convention.
Not to mention Harriet Halfman
Come on ROAPS, I’ve been to loads of Tranny conventions and they are nothing like that!
Saw that Willie Dreenan sketch on the TV it was very funny too.
Why is a piece of Margaret Ritchie’s red coat masquerading as County Carlow when we all know that it is really the Indian sub-continent?
From Raj to Ritchie’s Thomas, well done.
usual top qua;ity mister lawnmower, top laughs again. Gaga=Brilliant!
Sitting here in Edinburgh, I was enjoying my weekly issue of ACL when I read what seemed like a recommendation for a comedy show called ‘Sketchy’. Excitedly, I looked it up on iPlayer and sadly I found it to be as funny as an Irish Budget. Thank you for wasting 30 mins of my life!
Our sincerest apologies for the misrepresentation, we thought the Willie Drennan character was funny, almost as ridiculous as Willie himself and did not intend to suggest that the rest of it was good. Then again, this was BBC NI Comedy man, surely you would know it couldn’t contain humour?
That arrow not only missed the aitch but also the target on ken’s back, Looks like it’s one in the I for the F****EN ALPHABET (Sorry for the Vowel Language)
What good would that be, sure we all pronounce ‘I’ the same? As I said, next week, another lie.
I too have felt solitude in my underwear!!!
Bad day at the office 2day!
Thanks for sharing that RM, we appreciate your ananisty, hopefully clitfunwill come to you soon.
That’s very onanist of you.
Haha, that’s what I meant. Thanks for lending a hand.
havnt seen the mower for a while. As mental as ever i see, keep up the good work, about time someone was really biting back, the politicians have been takin the piss out of us for long enough. Viva la revolution.
Welcome back ak, now clear off you Communist!