An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 62 21 comments
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Posted October 30, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with Accident Black Spot, Angie Philips, Barry McElduff, BBC NI, Bob McCartney, Bus Burning, Cloughfern, Comedy, Duncan McCauseland, DUP, Firework Safety, Frank Mitchell, Funny, George Best, Gerry Adams, Hohn Hume, Humour, Ireland, Ireland's Greatest, Irish Political Satire, Jerusalem, Lurgan, Martin McGuinness, Mournes Helicopter Crashes, Nordie Lunatics, Nutt's Corner, Peter Robinson, Peter's Mole, Political Comedy, Political Humour, PSNI, Rabbie Burns, Rathcoole, Rathlin Island Oil, Robert McCartney is Ireland's Greatest Mind says Bob McCartney, RUC, Satire, SDLP, Sinn Féin, Sodexo, Ulster, Ulster Scots, UTV, UVF
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
I have a theory that if you had a close up of peters mole it would actually be a barcode!
Great issuye.
Wouldn’t be the first black thing belonging to Peter thst was caught playing away from home.
There’s a rumour that she had the odd black mark about her eyes too.
@Sam – Sorry your wrong about the close up, it said 666 but he had it lazzered to change it to 1690.
I was hoping it was his off button!!!
Tune in next week for The Further Adventures of Peter’s Mole.
Greatest nordy ever-Jimmy cricket c’mere c’mere-genius.
I could never get past the hilarious left and right welly visual gag. As you say, genuis.
I nominate the late Sammy Duddy’s even later pet chihuahua Pepsi.
Nominations closed.
Ah that was an evil night’s work…I’d say Sammy was cross. (See what I did there?)
You can dress it up any way you want.
Let’s not drag his name through the dirt.
LMAO, had to google Sammy Duddy unbelievable. Im voting for him.
You’ll notice Sammy’s alter ego and Pauline Armitage disappeared round the same time! Curiouser and bi-curiouser!
You forgot to mention to always put fireworks through the letter- boxes of pensioners when theyre sleeping.
That’s terrible LS, how are they going to share in the experience if they are asleep?
You can also save on matches by placing [or getting a child to place] an entire box of fireworks on top of your bon-fire. [siting the bon-fire near th wall of your house can help give you that rick o’shea affect too]
You need help bungle. I’d report you to the PSNI but they’d probably let you off…let you off, geddit? *Groans*
Dogs love fireworks too!!!
Correct Marsha, give them hours of fun by launching sparklers towards the bonfire and shouting, ‘Fetch!’
Great stuff! Can’t wait for the new series on Ulstair’s greatest but you will have to have a top ten and let us all phone a premium rate phone line to pick our favourite Ulstairiyen (That’s Ulster Scots. Another fect ye didney ney.) What Martin is really saying to Gerry is, ‘Yes Gerard, that is Jean McConville and you did put her there.’