Jeez Gillespie is definately off his face, coke I’d [allegedly] say. But then again he does play for Glentoran.Whats with the mini lawn mower this week?
I think it’s a low blow picking on poor “Tiger’s Got Wood”. He apparently has contacted Wean Rooney and Huge Grant for advice. They told him to try another sport so Tiger going to try sailing he has got a nice little Galway Hooker picked out already!!!
Now that is interesting! Fect No. 8 reminds me oh another oh those MacDonalds namely Surly Boy and his younger brother Slightly Roundy Boy, both of whom it is alleged had their way with a Big Biddy Bisset. But maybe it’s a different Bisset altogether.
Tried to give the mower a 1 star rating. I can understand a 1 page edition over the 12th, but there has been no mandatory 2 week holiday period to cover this 1 page edition !!
Not good enough.
Jeez Gillespie is definately off his face, coke I’d [allegedly] say. But then again he does play for Glentoran.Whats with the mini lawn mower this week?
It’s an austerity measure bungle, I have NAMA breathing down my neck.
The Not Another Mower Again outfit?
I think it’s a low blow picking on poor “Tiger’s Got Wood”. He apparently has contacted Wean Rooney and Huge Grant for advice. They told him to try another sport so Tiger going to try sailing he has got a nice little Galway Hooker picked out already!!!
Help! Man Over-broad!
Hugh yacht to be ashamed of a comment like that.
Looks like someone has just told Keef that ROY is his Da!!!!
He couldn’t be a son of Roy Gillespie’s, I heard he liked ELO. Is that worse than alleging he is a coke head. My moral compass plays tricks on me.
To be fair, it could just be Red Bull…..or speed.
Yes Bungle I thought this was the time of year to stop! cutting The Lawn (we want mower)
Very good 10/10 you make it through to bootcamp.
Again, An Bord Snip.
And while I’m on the subject why is there never a Page 3, your loyal readers can’t wait for another Iris Expose
If sexagenarian breasts you seek,
You’re paddleless in fecal creek.
Your poetry is quite the farce
and always seems to involve the ….
I do like it however.
Let the words, ‘Fecal Creek’ never again appear together…anywhere.
Maybe no page 3 Hugh but there’s no shortage of tits!
Now that is interesting! Fect No. 8 reminds me oh another oh those MacDonalds namely Surly Boy and his younger brother Slightly Roundy Boy, both of whom it is alleged had their way with a Big Biddy Bisset. But maybe it’s a different Bisset altogether.
It certainly wasnt luther bisset anyways!!!
More chance of Luther than Justin Fashanu.
Oh and by the way, just heard that Sir Robbertie Ahern has been uninvited/disinvited to Cashel.
It woz the Lawnmower what won it! Probably.
@ Sam
Funnily that was an unintentional reference to the posterior. I’ll stop it now. You’re absolutely correctum.
And Arty has the audacity to criticize our very Punny French Brother. Try rearrangeing these words Black Calling Kettle The Pot The, Mister Renny!!!
Imagine the row if tigers teammates had put on black curley wigs to cheer him up!!!!!!
Tried to give the mower a 1 star rating. I can understand a 1 page edition over the 12th, but there has been no mandatory 2 week holiday period to cover this 1 page edition !!
Not good enough.
ps. What comes after 2 ??