An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 57 33 comments
Posted September 23, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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33 responses to “An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 57”
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower 
Carson is not having a grope, he’s fisting while giving a reacharound.
It does remind one of this
lol
He remains my second favourite Unionist called Carson. Cracker!
Willy carson is your favourite unionist called carson?
If only Brian Faulkener had known him.
Donaldson and Berry seem to have been airbrushed from the picture of Carson. Why ?
Surely we should see Donaldson giving him a mouthful and Berry recieving his sports massage. Is this some sort of family orientated blog I’ve come across ?
An awful slur
How dare you Sir
Lord Carson was no bender!
Ask Oscar Wilde
Who he defiled
Whilst Shouting ‘No Surrender’!
Has no one noticed that theres 2 ken maginnesses in those comical ali pictures?
Good spot. There’s a very thin Ken sitting on Bertie’s top lip.
Keen eyed the pair of ye but you both missed Jim Allister in the Commonwealth team’s toilet bowl.
I think that actually is Ken fast asleep at the Ulster Unionist convention?
So Carson’s queer?
A rear peer?
No oral on a Sunday.
He sent Oscar down
To Reading Town
A screaming flaming Lundy
Provide a link
That Edward’s pink
Or cease your vicious musing
A midnight lark
Round Phoenix Park
Is no firm proof of cruising.
Craig tickled his hole
His cherry he stole
A fairy’s tale not fable
A shirtlifter he,
For all to see,
Bent over the Covenant table
I’ve read the books
And by the looks
He kept it in his holster
His views were clear
Despite your smear
‘No Homo Rule for Ulster!’
Loyalty to the crown?
His love was brown
Every Tory boy’s free bitch
A sporting chap
Who caught the clap
A’ hurlin’ in Randolph’s ditch
Still my belief
His legal briefs
Were only for the lasses
When he did lay
The Dollies brayed
Ne’er mind the chattering classes
Like gay King Billy
Or a Shankill Millie
Nor famed as a filly-buster
An advocate
Of Roger hate
As camp as General Custer
I won’t be coy
The Wimslow Boy
Has worried me before
You may be right
The Loyal Knight
Has used the tradesman’s door!
A consensus reached
reputations impeached
A disgrace to his profession
Ulster would be right
with a posing sodomite
That shamed Caligula in confession
I see the lawn mower is a s sensible as ever!!! Are we all alloed to submit poetry for the new literary section?
There was an ulster unionist from fermanagh………???????
Some help here please i’m stuck?
For the prosecution, Exhibit A
Brilliant issue, laughed my ass off at the shipping forecast, FAIR owes is priceless.
@lightsaber
There was an Ulster Unionist from Fermanagh
Who entered a junior gymkhana…
Brian Faulkner was from Downpatrick Arty…oh I see what you mean.
I get it now- ELLIOT dullNESS- dooooh!!!! untouchable!!!
There was an Ulster Unionist from Fermanagh
Who entered a Junior Gymkhana
To the kids he explained
I know Fred Cobain
He’s the lead singer of popular beat combo Nirvana.
All very wierd this week Mister L’mower, like the new look NIE. Unionists know they cant stop it being sold but they know that complaining about it will be a volt winner.
Watt?
That seems to be the killer watt for this isssue.
Thought you would never get to the bottom of that Carson boy. What was wrong with a couplet for Carson and Arson? Shipping forecast a real classic, but who is General Synopsis?
Dead Unionist Leader/QC seeks rhyming couplet for fun and possibly more.
Walk on the Wildeside, GSOH. Seeks Spartan lads. No lyre pickers, please.