An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 56 27 comments
Posted September 16, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
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Thanks to PT for pointing out the trouble Nigel was having with P&Ope Ferries.
I suppose if someone had seen a huge blimp covered in writing hovering over HMP MAZE, they would simply have assumed it was Michael Stone.
Very enjoyable edition, pity you have dishonestly tried to pass Alastair Darling’s eyebrow off as a woolly caterpillar.
Thanks partake, some people think we have been getting too highbrow of late.
Mick Stoner a blimp covered with writing, surely his performance art wouldn’t go that far ???
Partake could be on to something you know, it wouldn’t be the first time he had to stay outside because he couldn’t get through the door!
Must have been a pleasant change for Michael to have his pistol pulled off him by a woman!
And heres me thinking lots of Martys comrades are funny boggers.
I’m loving the Billy Wiped blimp. Cracker team of photographers employed by the Mower.
Thanks they shot it using 35mm. *cough*
what you reckon Mcwilliam’s ordered for his dinner – sausage and snips?
Cheese and onion crips ??
Ready Assaulted?
Toad in the hole?
Brown Bread?
or even
Rat Adieu e?
I had been hoping that it would be Ahmadinejad who would take care of Tyrone. Ah well, hope is eternal.
You probably would need an Armoureddinnerjacket in Tyrone.
The photie of Crip’s dinner is obviously fake those are never .38 brussel sprouts
Where you going to get real .38 brussell sprouts on the 27 of december?
I also heard Willie Fiddler on Radio Ulser saying “at the risk of me blowing my own trumpet” well He’s the only being on the planet that would. Excuse me now while I be violently sick !!!!!
Well that would explain the speech impediment.
It looks like Crip got good a stuffing that day too with baton carrots and roast scuds and a clip on the side.
Could the £800,000 have gone on FAIR’s exploratory space program ‘The Farl in the Barl’ as exclusively revealed in Issue 26 of this august publication. Me thinks you dropped the ball on this exclusive.
Issue 26 was February not August. Oh right, august with a small ‘u’.
Yes as I clearly said above, Willie wasted all the cash on hi-tech gadgets.
To infinitely less believable and barely literate fantasies and beyond.
Unidentified flying objection.
Unionist Flab Outreach
Poor Nigel – an ageing team who are no longer the force they were in Europe -but they still pull a bigger crowd than Rangers.
The papacy is a bit like the Champions League, never rule out the Italians or the Germans!
Best edition yet! You hit all my favourite targets (except Barry McHellduffer). Always wanted to see Brian over the bar. The Rat headline is the best headline since, Super Cally Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious.(And I defy any blogger to say otherwise.)
Are you suggesting that all the other editions were inferior?
Thanks re the headline, our editorial team argued for hours over ‘stinking ship’ or stinking shit’.