An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 45 37 comments
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Posted July 4, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with Bobby Moore, Bradford and Bigley, Comedy, David Trimble, England, Funny, Gaza, Graffiti, Humour, Ireland, Irish Political Satire, Israel, Margaret Ritchie, Nordie Lunatics, Orange Order, Political Humour, Portrush, Portstewart, Satire, SDLP, The Sun, Ulster, World Cup
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
Shorter Lawnmower this week as I had to donate page 2 to the local bonfire. Everyone has their part to play.
Rem 1960
That’s just Kirk’s age followed by Iris’s.
Killjoy wuz born ere.
Conceived, maybe?
Hay! Wheres page2 by the way? I knew the ConLib pact would lead to cuts soonr or later. Fred cobain eat my hamster lol.
Mo sad news for the middle east! Is e realy after the position of Injustice Minister in that regime, me thinks he’s over qualified. Fred’s good but he’s no Starr! unlike his son Kirk.
No joke, a recent news story says they probably are related. If they aren’t, all apologies.
For the competition……..I you can read this you, are standing too close (To throw that petrol bomb you Eejit!!)
hopefully when he arrives they will circumcise Trimble and throw away the wrong bit!!!
Beauty is only skin deep.
By the way what was Eva Braun doing at your house!???
The dishes, what else would a woman be doing?
Shorter Lawnmowers lead to shorter Lawns.
No skin off My Nose Maarsha!!
dont be so sniffy hugh. hope the nose thing doesnt turn out to be a running joke.
Entry No2…..UnCivil & Non Religious liberty to all!.
Or as John Finlay calls them, ‘Ciwil and Wawigious Wiberties’.
Was he not weweased?
Onwy wosers waugh at the woyal orders.
I’m Snot going to make an (T)issue of the it.
sigh! (nus)
How did that “the” get in there!! sorry!
Anyone watching For “Queer and Country” I know its not Politically correct but neither is Harry Hamilton!!!
It’s comedy gold, unlike the Hugh and Maarsha Show, the Lawnmower’s very own Stadler and Waldorf. Good job I got here before they got to the song and dance number. In the meantime, here’s Barbara Dickson…….
Thanks to Hugh also for flagging up the misplaced optomism of the super soaraway Sun.
dont know why im embarrassed by harry but i am.
Is that a Graffiti Competition enrty? I see what you did there.
I thought David Ervine was dead. But apparently he hasn’t bit the dust.
Harry was complaining about too much Gaelic football and Hurling on Radio Ulster, he said, ‘All we hear is, Radio GAA GAA’.
Real Orangemen from Crossmaglen
Always know when to eat a hen.
I want my winning entry written in chicken footprints.
Who needs page 2 when you have the Hugh & Maarsha show?
Chicken footprints eh? Like your feather and his feather before him?
My other Orange Hall is a Porch.
Pretty dam good Miguel, too much I like.
This is the 499th comment on the Lawnmower, who would like the honour of being the 500th?
1690 We Want a Repaly đŸ™‚
I think it was relapy?
Congratulations on being Mr500 and thanks to everyone who has contributed. (Except Hugh and Maarsha, Get a blog you two!)
Your prize is a weekend break on the roof of Hannah’s Factory.
Could well have been, but gimme a break. It was 320 years ago. Still, fond memories.
(Holiday for sale if anyone’s interested)