An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 44 16 comments
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Posted June 26, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with Bald PSNI Recruit, BBC NI, Ben Johnson, Brendan Jamison, Brian Cowen, Comedy, Danny Morrison, David Ford, Declan O'Loan, DUP, England World Cup, Funny, Glastonbury, Gregory Campbell Facebook, Haemorrhoid Cushion, Humour, Ireland, Irish Political Satire, Margaret Ritchie, Martin McGuinness, Michael McGimpsey, Nordie Lunatics, Penalty shootout, Political Comedy, Political Humour, Prince Charles, PSNI, Queen's Visit to Ireland, SDLP, Sinn Féin, Sugar Sculptures, Ulster, UUP, Whataboutery
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
What about having a non-whatabouterry whatabouterry style questionaire?
How do I get rid of this hideous ginger hair? Now, that I have looked in the mirror.
Now , if you can imagine Greg Camp naked…………….
What about it?
Crafty copper. Imagine shaving your hair off to avoid a drugs test. Still, he kept his job. He must be one of the few that actually have some qualifications.
One of your finest Mr Lawnmower. Is there an end to your talents ?
You even have me sort of almost liking Miss Ritchie. (only messing 🙂 )
Thanks OB, one more favour, don’t cash that cheque until August.
Is there any begining to Gregory Soups talents. He is obviously a Clairvoyant anyone can see that He can foresee his Own END !!! Keep up the bad work (and if you want something to do in between Issues there’s plenty of grass around my Bottoms)
I’ll not be near your bottoms Hugh but I’m a wizard with the bushes.
Id have put money on gregory’s arse being between his nose and his chin. Lizzy looks like she just saw Grgorys head.
Are you saying you have money on Gregory’s head? That’s how this whole story started.
I hear that prince Charles politely declined Danny’s offer to go back to his flat for a drink.
Yes quite correct, last time he was in Danny’s flat, there was a problem with the cutlery. A defective steak-knife I believe.
Point of information Grasshopper: them holey cushions are very efficient for the old anal relief. And remember, in politics, you can never walk O’Loan,
Can you still get those fruit flavoured polos?
The whataboutery is very funny.
That comment should be enough to get you banned from p.ie.
Those English So N Sos they have deprived us of the greatest competition since Pin The Tail On Gregory
The English shouldn’t be too disappointed that the Germans beat them at their national sport, they beat the Germans at their’s twice.