An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 42 29 comments
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Posted June 11, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with Arlene Foster, Ballycastle, Bushmills Whiskey, Caleb Foundation, Candy Devine, Comedy, Creationism, Downtown Radio, DUP, Funny, Gaza, Glasgow Celtic, Humour, Indecent Behaviour, Ireland, Irish Political Satire, Jimmy Nesbitt, Ken Maginnis, Lord Rank, Major Dodge, Margaret Ritchie, Neil Lennon, Nordie Lunatics, NW200, Pointless Graphs, Political Comedy, Political Humour, Prince Edward, PSNI, Rathlin Island, Sammy Wilson, Satire, SDLP, Ulster, University Of Ulster, World Cup
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
That monkey is so lke lennon its not true. brilliant totally brilliant.
Don’t be so Gingerist, bungle.
were you realy on that boat that sunk?
Yes, its maiden voyage on The Irish Sea in 1991, it was okay when I last saw it. Never was on a yacht before or since…nor will I be in the future.
Can that boat do nothing right ?? 4 Survivors !!
Note it didn’t sink until they pulled Dougie Marshall off!
Edit: Rescued Dougie Marshall.
I think you misheard the name of the boat, it was Lord Rank!!!
Candy Devine? I haven’t seen or heard of her since she was caught with Hugh Grant in LA.
a huge what?
Huge Grant, Is that not what the farmers get from Europe? Maybe it’s Hugh Garce, we haven’t heard from him here for a few weeks?
Great to see Ken McGuinness back and looking so well.
Didn’t you mean, Great to see Ken Swell and looking so black?
Creagh Concrete Ltd are most upset by your spurious claim that their masterpiece was designed & manufactured by thier Co Londonderry lightweight rivals.
Nice photo of oh bhoy.
Ah good old Creagh, they did my garden.
Hey Oh Bhoy, you gonna sit there and take that?
Oi…..I look nothing like the ginger runt. That monkey looks familiar though….I may be related to him 🙂
A ginger genius he was
I saw Big Hugh’s at the end of the Ballymacombs Road several times this week !!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw Candy’s Garce she was in the kitchen bent over the Stove
Ah I can see her now, but I can’t see the STOVE !! (or The Yacht) (Thanks Groucho)
By the way I saw Myrtle’s Frew as she threw her leg over an old Sacokaki at the races. Lovely lovely girl if Looks,Brains & Personality don’t count.!!
You’re being TooCatti Hugh.
I also must protest at the Inference that The Earl of Wessex is in fact The Duchess of Weakersex
I was talking to his Boyfriend only last week and he said Eddy never laid a glove on him.!!!!
That wasn’t an easy argument to make but you made a decent fist of it.
More laughs reading that than Jimmy Nesbitts had ‘home towns’
Is he still the victims tory failed mp ? Or was that his big brother ? the one that sees Linda right.
No it’s the even older brother
We’re back to the monkey connection again.
Another bro
The runt of the litter.
your not jokin bout bushmills were hows your father is something you do WITH your father.
leave neil lennon aloan cmon the hoops.
Sum funny stuff there ill forgive you.
What an awful thing to say about Bushlills, I’m tellin me da….who is also my brother…..and my nephew.
Which aloan would you like me to leave Neil Lennon… Declan?
Cheers for the comment Ballywatt Road, Bushmills?
Did anyone notice that Prince Eddy’s wife has no thumb on her left hand or else its webbed!!!
Suspicious.
Anne Boylen had six fingers and three tits or sume such. So they’ve got form in that department.
He’s holding up five fingers and she’s holding up four, that makes nine. Or should I say…Nein?
They’ve form in that department too.
Good spot Billy.