An Cruiskeen Lawnmower -Issue 37 13 comments
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Posted April 29, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Humour, Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Satire, Ulster
Tagged with Alastair Ross MLA, ASBOs, Ballymena, BBC NI, Buckfast, Comedy, David Cameron, DUP, Eamon McCann, Fire Service Northern Ireland, France, Free Derry Corner, Funny, GAA, Humour, Hunky Dory Crisps, Ireland, Irish Political Satire, Jackie Fullerton, Jerome Quinn, Ken Maginnis, Largo Foods, Markethill, Martina Anderson, Mary Peters, Newtowmhamilton, Nordie Lunatics, People Before Profit, Pointless Graphs, Political Comedy, Political Humour, Portadown Brothel, PSNI, Real IRA, Reg Empey, Sammy Wilson, SDLP, Sinn Féin, Strabane, Stupid Stormont Questions, Trumpton, TUV, Ulster, UUP, West Tyrone
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
Another balanced attack. Keep up the good work. I like the new theme, boobs in the last two issues. In the interest of balance can I suggest you check out Kaye Kilpatrick for your next edition. A North Down, TUV cracker.
Ah, she’s no Pauline Armitage!
Maybe not but she’s well up for a bit of satire.
“From the experience of Northern Ireland we will resist ‘political solutions’ which betray the sacrifices of our troops. We’ve seen enough reward locally for terrorists to be determined opponents of buy-offs and sops to the Taliban and Iraqi insurgents”. Cute Kilpatrick
If you’re on their site, check out Jim’s twitter, he was canvassing in Bushmills last week but says he couldn’t find Junior or Seymour.
France-West tyrone thats uncanny. Blocking our traditional roots lmao.
Yeah, you’d a thought Bosnia was more likely.
Can we have a break down of the figures for Ballykeel 1 and Ballykeel 2?
If you check out the link below you might find that infidel Tyrone carrot top has a point
I can give you the figures for breakdowns in Ballykeel if you want.
Prove you are really from Ballymena, translate this sentence;
I scanned the hoop on the sham’s donor and he went reely, truth.
Brilliant Arthur I remember that, sums them up well.
That’s it Sammy Braithwaite, tell them nothing.
Brilliant Arthur (may I call yor Artie?) and Sammy (may I call you Craftie?). Only one way to rate this, 0-0.