An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 31 19 comments
-
Follow
Following
Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
Posted March 16, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Ireland, Irish Blog, Irish Political Satire/Comedy, Uncategorized
Tagged with Barry Gilligan, Botswana, Brain Box, Cartoonist Assassination Plot, Catriona Ruane, Comedy, Conor Murphy, DUP, Emmerdale, Funny, Housing Executive, Humour, Ireland, Iris Robinson, Irish Political Satire, Jim Shannon, Jonathan Bell MLA, Krishna, Mandy Dingle, Michelle Gildernew, Nordie Lunatics, Northern Ireland Water, Orange Parade, Phil Coulter, Piss Poor TV For Idiots, Satire, Stupid Stormont Questions, Ulster, UTV, Waterboarding, Wolfe Tones
Subscribe to comments with RSS.
An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
The Minister has forgotten the Moors of Innisrush. Although I doubt if the Foxes(Clady Rd.) or the grey-backed-Loughlin’s would go near them,but would rather go for a feed in “The Grouse”
If anyone else has any trivia regarding Botswana which they know to be utterly untrue, we’d love to hear it.
This Charming Man by The Smiths was Number 1 in Botswana for just under 14 years.
Little known fact is Butch Dingle left Emmerdale to become President of Botswana. FACT !!
Well he wasn’t going to stick about with his missus in the Stormont Executive.
OK not sure why but here goes – the square root of Botswana is 58.??????
True
Botswana is an anagram of clitoris.
Liar
Brilliant issue braindeadbox is te biggest load of shite on tv. Do hindus issue fatwahs?
Probably, they eat enough spicy food for it.
Enough of this sillyness. It will never win you an award. What about a proper political feature such as, the role of our Ulster MP’s in a well hung parliament.
Proper political feature? Interesting..I’ll consider it….I’ve considered it, no chance.
Sammy Wilson has already got the application in.
Slemish is the 168,532nd highest mountain never to have been in Botswana. but St.Patrick still hearded Gunus there!! That is the end of the Ten O’clock Gunus.(Thanks to Spike)
Who, Spike Gilligan? Why did he give you a cut of the deal?
Spike the theiving bastard also bought Crumlin Rd prison for the pricely sum of £1.
Lets hope he get a cell in Maghaberry and recieves the weekly allowance of £2.50. Then he can buy another two and a half listed buildings on prime building land.
Did I mention he’s a theiving bastard ??
If he gets the boot over this, people will remember our part in his downfall.
Can we have a Catholic Church in Chassis Column next week please Mr Mower?
Sorry, there’s just no material in the news at the minute.