An Cruiskeen Lawnmower – Issue 26 22 comments
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Posted February 11, 2010 by ancruiskeenlawnmower in Irish Political Satire/Comedy
Tagged with Belfast City Hall, Catriona Ruane. Toyota Pirus, Clown Doctors, Comedy, decommissioning, DUP, Eoghan Harris, Funny, Humour, Ian Paisley Jr, Ireland, Iris Robinson, Irish Meteor, Irish Political Satire, Ken Maginnis, Margaret Ritchie, Martin McGuinness, Michael McGimpsey, Nordie Lunatics, Peter Robinson, Policing and Justice, SDLP, Seymour Sweeney, Ulster, Willie Frazer, Yuri Geller
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An Cruiskeen Lawnmower
Winner of the SDLP caption competition gets the party’s nomination for East Belfast in the next Westminster election.
I see four ewes with white faces and four yous with very red faces
Please send money for this winning entry to the Greek Goverment!!
Greeks and Sheeps, isn’t that a feast day in Dervock?
And I thought Rab C was the most offensive thing in a Vest !!
I always thought oor willie was orbiting Pluto so I’d like to hear him comet on it.
I’m sure you’re glad he was circling pluto rather than uranus.
That answer took 5 mins. Did you have to plan it?
It’s good etiquette to leave a little space.
Very mercurial
Is Ritchie audtioning to be a groupie for the Singin’ Brickie?
She stoops to Concrete.
Edit: That’s my entry. *awaiting willie’s re-entry*
More than 1 space Kadet in this issue!
Has Margret Richie just fired willie out of that mortar launcher?
City hall and the rat cage – brilliant!
That would be the definition of a mortar tube.
And by the way, is that a Space ‘Vauxhall’ Kadet or Space ‘Opel’ Kadet?
oops.
Oh bhoy, oh Bhoy-it’s-not-zone, is there a new CD release iminent from the Low Life, more song titles welcomed please. I agree that laughter is the best medicine so keep ’em comin’ my weekly fix is keeping me sane!!!
Keeping you sane? Yeah, we noticed that.
We did?!
That’s not Lowlife, it’s Peter & the not-so-pretty Punt-ers. Best known hit (aside from Marty’s string of) – “The Girl Brown Eyed”.
Very good bm, mind you there’s two ways of reading that song title and I’m fairly sure one of them is illegal.
Caption comp entry (winner)
Margaret ” Yes I’ve been handed (nods head, raises eyebrows and emphasises handed) the job (tilts head to the right and takes pointless 4 second pause…) of burying (head tilt to left with pointless 4 second pause) the party (needless emphasis on party, pause) under (another typical 4 second pause…) these houses (deep breath and 4 second pause…) behind me as we believe (pause…) we are (pause…) the foundations (extreme emphasis on foundations with nod of head and tilt to the right accompanied with 6 second pause…) of everything ”
Yes it irks me how this woman can’t just string a sentence together without her required time outs between words. Why the need to always speak as though it was a 4 year old child she’s talking to ?
Love the picture of little Alex btw.
You’re obviously not a huge fan. Look I’ve told you before, you’ve got to let Durkan go, he had his day, get a new celebrity to worship.
Mr Lawnmower I have no problems letting go of Durkan(the westminster warrior). The problem is how to have him dangling from Slieve League.