The Coffee, Cafe and fallen weemen comments are brilliant but a bit anxious that some of the contributers including the author are on the cusp of developing pun-itis like Shaggy, Rodney or Del Boy, you know who I’m talking about…right!!!
Right Banana-Man you cheeky little monkey, my reference to punitis was a serious health warning. Given that the former Chair of the Norn Iron Assembly Health Committee has suffered an abdominal paediatic encounter, it’s a bit too much to score PR points at this very ‘you-couldn’t-make-it-up’ situation.
Psycho B
Wind yer neck in maarsha, she was only lookin’ clarification of the comment, not a guarantee to secure the contract for the ‘Cock Leepers’ Cafe in the next round of tendering by the Ray Castle Borough Council and use it as a room as you suggested
You did indeed, first and second prize both. I have sent it to Jim McDowell, suggest you see him about it, I saw him outside the City Hall a while back.
Outstandingly funny. Are you an Iris or Peter fan?
I’m a fan of the other man, they’re calling us ‘Kirkle Jerks’.
lol i’ve been waiting for this all weekend and it doesn’t disappoint. Pure Class!!!
Jebus, you pair don’t hang about, I only posted it at 11 o’clock. Thanks for the kind words again.
Been waiting for this since the news broke. Class.
I’ve been waiting for this story all my lfe!
With all these revelations, you’re giving the Iris News a fair run for its money this week Mr Mower.
Note to self: Delete bananaman’s comment, steal ‘Iris News’ gag.
A Beezer, best yet, but what took you so long???!!!
I wanted to check out the cock leapers, sorry lock keepers cafe first.
Liked Banannanaman reference to ‘Iris News’- another wag like your good self!
Mate “Would ya look at the mochas on that. Wanna share ?”
Kirk “No worries. I’m having the pie.”
We have a leader, which is more than the DUP can say.
Quality
Thanks D, would your dog like a medal?
“Better Latte than Beaver”
Excellent Hugh, you’ve already burst into the top two with that one.
I want to donate my 1st prize to the Strangford support group for fall’n Wemen
Noble of you, yes there have been quite a few going down recently.
Kirk’s mate, “Come to the Lock-keeper’s where the crack is ninety”
Kirk, “But it doesn’t look a day over sixty”
Sorry, old joke.
Old joke? Freudian Maarsha, Freudian.
I’m sensing a bit of cynicism here… very good! 😉
Perish the thought.
The Coffee, Cafe and fallen weemen comments are brilliant but a bit anxious that some of the contributers including the author are on the cusp of developing pun-itis like Shaggy, Rodney or Del Boy, you know who I’m talking about…right!!!
Don’t you mean pun-iris?
Right Banana-Man you cheeky little monkey, my reference to punitis was a serious health warning. Given that the former Chair of the Norn Iron Assembly Health Committee has suffered an abdominal paediatic encounter, it’s a bit too much to score PR points at this very ‘you-couldn’t-make-it-up’ situation.
Psycho B
Jeepers. There’s no need for the Anne & B parts to some names!
Explain B-man – don’t understand!!!???
Remove Anne from the start of your name and B from the end of your name. That leaves _____________ (please fill in the blank space)
Hey you two, get a room! lol
Wind yer neck in maarsha, she was only lookin’ clarification of the comment, not a guarantee to secure the contract for the ‘Cock Leepers’ Cafe in the next round of tendering by the Ray Castle Borough Council and use it as a room as you suggested
Great blog and this is the best one yet.
King William Shatner.WHAT A DISTURBING PIC.
Did I win the caption comp ?? Where do I pick up my £25000 ? Do I have to break in to get it ??
You did indeed, first and second prize both. I have sent it to Jim McDowell, suggest you see him about it, I saw him outside the City Hall a while back.